1 year ago with 61559 notes

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

likesdinos:

horseandimyours:

tamayomeri:

ruingaraf:

robert-downey-jesus:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.

1 year ago with 621069 notes
sistar | give it to me

1 year ago with 7567 notes

kpopyousofunny:

So… this happened…

1 year ago with 48760 notes
what a girls says: I'm fine
what she's thinking: OH MY GOD EXODIA, IT'S NOT POSSIBLE, NO ONE HAS EVER BEEN ABLE TO SUMMON HIM
1 year ago with 8444 notes

kairisk:

So I pokemon-fusioned and

the MAJESTY

1 year ago with 93537 notes

misshomin:

ipunchedtao:

skewedlayer:

letusexo:

lovehunhan:

super-maknae:

I get the feeling he’s a really slow eater…

suho must be a good kisser

oh god. I think the last comment just killed me. Fml. Cannot unthink.

Pretty decent at sucking off from that straw and unwrapping off that sandwich

how else do you think he became a father of eleven

Whatever. If he doesn’t finish when I finish, I’m leaving the table. I don’t have time for that shit. Eat and leave thank you.

1 year ago with 5282 notes



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suju689:

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typeverything:

Typeverything.com - R by Paul Renner.

1 year ago with 7624 notes

senryuu:

yeah so this happened

i am so gomen

1 year ago with 709 notes
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